EUROPEAN POP LYRICS
The Eurovision Song Contest should have taken place last week but it was cancelled this year. If you are having withdrawal symptoms, maybe you will enjoy my imaginary contest. There are 18 songs in the playlist above, one for each of the countries that participated in 1966. You can see my running order and comments below.
The mid-sixties was one of those rare times when cool music actually got into the charts, though Eurovision generally ignored this, preferring to stick to old fashioned MOR. What if things were different? What if, inspired by France Gall’s forward looking win in 1965, the contest suddenly got much hipper?
The songs are all from 1966 (bar two from 1965) and sung in the language of the participating country, though the artist wasn’t born there in several cases. However, my choice has been severely restricted by available YouTube footage. In three cases I have had to stick with the original entries.
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01: France: Jacques Dutronc – Les cactus
Who says French men can’t rock? A storming start to the show, but perhaps a bit too raucous for the judges. NB The song is from 1966, this clip was recorded a year later.
02: Germany: Hilgegard Knef – Ich bin zu müde, um schlafen zu gehen
A classy entry from Germany, but will Knef’s legendary charm win her votes?
03: Spain: Los Brincos – Mejor
Keen to show their modern side to encourage tourism, Spain give their own version of the Beatles a chance to shine on the international stage.
04: Sweden: Thore Skogman & Lill-Babs – Pop opp i topp
Cheese-tastic duet (actually from December 1965) that looks forward to the lyrical genius of “La La La” and “Boom Bang-a-Bang”. If only Thor(e) had remembered to pull Babs skirt off.
05: Luxembourg: France Gall – Les sucettes
Gall (the winner in 1965) defends her crown with another song by Serge Gainsbourg – I suspect this was Gainsbourg’s original dirty old man plan.
06: Netherlands: ZZ en de Maskers – Ik Heb Genoeg Van Jou
OK, this is actually from 1965, but it’s not easy to find vintage footage of Dutch beat groups. Moreover, these masked men have a Eurovision friendly gimmick.
07: Norway : Åse Kleveland – Intet Er Nytt Under Solen
Hard to believe, but I couldn’t find anything better to represent Norway than their original entry. Apparently Åse was the first woman to wear pants on Eurovision.
08: UK: The Kinks – Sunny Afternoon
Determined to win, the UK send in an established band. They are hot favourites to take the crown.
09: Italy: Mina – Se telefonando
Mina belts out this impressive tune which was written by Ennio Morricone. The multiple key changes will surely impress the judges.
10: Belgium: Jacques Brel – Le tango funèbre
Belgium go out on a limb with their favourite singer-songwriter. I fear that his sweaty melodrama won’t go down well with the voters.
11: Denmark: Ulla Pia – Stop, Mens Legen Er Go
This is another one where I was unable to find a replacement. It features the first ever dancers on Eurovision.
12: Finland: Muksut – Niinkuin vierasta maata
A slightly bizarre effort with a trumpet solo and a beautiful girl hanging around at the back.
13: Austria: Marion Maerz – Wie soll es weitergehn
Austria get bored with Udo Jürgens (who represented them for the previous two years) and enlist Marion, a German singer who has just had a massive hit in Austria.
14: Ireland: The Monks – How To Do Now
Ireland decide to move with the times and go rock. Unable to find a rock band in Ireland, they recruit the Monks who are American but based in Europe. They certainly have some Eurovision friendly gimmicks and a nice line in repetitive lyrics.
15: Switzerland: Stella – Cauchemar autoprotestateur
The Swiss, hoping to emulate the success of France Gall, get a French 15 year old to represent them with this track, a tongue in cheek protest song against protest songs.
16: Portugal: Edu Lobo – Upa, Neguinho
Portugal had a horrendous record in Eurovision. Here, in a brave move they invite the Brazilian Edu Lobo (who is on tour in Europe) to represent them. It will probably be too much for the voters, but what have they go to lose?
17: Yugoslavia: Berta Ambrož – Brez Besed
I couldn’t find an alternative song for Yugoslavia, so let’s stick with Berta from the original show.
18: Monaco: Françoise Hardy – Si c’est ça
Hardy returns to Eurovision, having previously represented Monaco in 1963. She hopes to improve on the 5th place she then achieved, but perhaps her style is just too downbeat for the competition. Whatever, this makes for a nice chilled out conclusion to the contest.
NB Eight of these artists have previously featured on this blog and translations are available for five of the songs (in red).