FRENCH POP LYRICS: LES GARÇONS PART 3
Gérard Manset is a slightly mysterious figure who has developed a cult following as a singer-songwriter in France. He never gives concerts and rarely appears on television, which has added to his mystique. He first recorded in the late 1960s, but apparently he hates his early recordings, and for this reason they have never appeared on CD.
This excellent track was a single in 1968. The wild lyrics contain a lot of wordplay that makes them difficult to translate. The song also appears on Manset’s first album, which is an intriguing set of dark songs with touches of psychedelia and impressive orchestral arrangements.
ANIMAL ON EST MAL Animal, on est mal On a le dos couvert d'écailles On sent la paille Dans la faille Et quand on ouvre la porte Un armée de cloportes Vous repousse en criant "Ici, pas de serpent !" Animal, on est mal. Animal, on est mal. Animal, on est mal. On a deux cornes placées Sur le devant du nez On s'abaisse On s'affaisse On a la queue qui frise On a la peau épaisse On a la peau grise Et quand on veut sortir Avec une demoiselle On l'invite à dîner Quand elle vous voit Que dit-elle ? "Il ne vous manque qu'une bosse. Vade retro, rhinocéros !" Animal, on est mal Animal, on est mal Animal, on est mal On assiste à l'opération de la girafe La voilà qui se retrouve le cou plein d'agrafes Elle appelle au secours On veut lui mettre un pantalon Mais il est trop court Animal, on est mal On pond ses oeufs dans le sable Et quand on passe à table Les chevaux-vapeurs Ont pris peur De se retrouver loin de leur étable Animal, on est mal Animal, on est mal Animal, on est mal Et si l'on ne se conduit pas bien On revivra peut-être dans un peau d'un humain Animal, on est mal Animal, on est mal Et Dieu reconnaîtra les siens... |
ANIMAL, WE ARE SICK Animal, we are sick Our backs are covered with scales We can smell the straw In the crack And when we open the door5 An army of woodlice Pushes you back, shouting "No snakes allowed here!" Animal, we are sick Animal, we are sick Animal, we're bad. We have two horns On the front of our nose We stoop We slouch Our tails curl We've got thick skin We've got grey skin And when you want to take A lady out You invite her to dinner And when she sees you What does she say? "All you're missing is a hump. Go retro rhinoceros!" Animal, we are sick Animal, we are sick Animal, we are sick We assist in the giraffe's operation Its neck is full of staples It calls out for help We want to put it in trousers But they're too short Animal, we are sick You lay your eggs in the sand And when we come to the table The steam horses Are afraid to be Too far from their stable Animal, we are sick Animal, we are sick Animal, we are sick And if we don't behave Maybe we will live again in human skin Animal, we are sick Animal, we are sick And God will recognise his own... |